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You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Stargate When...
1) You hear the name Dr. Jackson and are surprised when he doesn't look anything like Daniel.
2) You wonder where Naquadah would fall on the periodic table.
3) You name your pets after characters from the show.
4) You wander up ramps knowing there must be a Stargate at the end of it.
5) You take an astronomy course just to make sure that all the science in the show is correct.
6) When hearing about black holes, you think of a doughnut and an apple.
7) You actually ponder about getting a tattoo like Teal'c's.
8) You stroll through the anthropology department looking for a Danny Clone.
9) Look at anyone dressed in Air Force blues and see if they are Sam or Jack.
10) Say "Ya think?", "Good morning Campers", or "Sweet" in most conversations.
11) Start writing fan fic constantly in the Stargate universe.
12) Join a mailing list about one of the characters or RPG.
13) Laugh when seeing a Jaffa cake.
14) Watch 'Third Watch' only to laugh at the producers name (chulack).
15) Have a collection of Stargate VCR tapes.
16) Redecorate your apartment, etc. with an Egyptian theme.
17) Start learning glyphs.
18) Actually memorize planet designations.
19) Start calling your friends Sam, Jack, Daniel, George, or Janet although their names are not that.
20) Stare at the night sky hoping to see a Tollan signaling device go off.
21) Be a bit more wary when seeing 'great balls of light' in the sky.
22) Start thinking that napkin hats (Shar're) actually look really good.
23) Own a Danny floppy hat.
24) Stare at a toilet flushing since it reminds you of a wormhole horizon.
25) Go wandering in the forest hoping to see a Stargate and/or SG-1.
26) Buy a huge black watch and pretend it is a GDO.
27) Get paranoid about empty corners.. Could there be a Re'tu?
28) Refer to episodes by their initials- and have people understand you.
29) You go to a convention and talk Stargatese.
30) Refer to any of the actor's by their character. ex. Jack's actor, Sam's actor..
31) You're enjoying a lunch time read and somebody outside yells "Jack, will you please stop chasing Daniel up that tree".... which causes you to choke.
32)-you watch the Eurovision Song Contest [that in itself is a sign that you have a serious problem] and the country which were dressed up as American Indians immediately reminds you of 'Spirits' and in a half drunken state you try to explain the plot of the episode to everyone.
33)- ...or you watch Tonight at the Paladium and/or Stars in Their Eyes and realize *that's* what they did with the second gate.....
34). You get a phone call at work from a Dr. Jackson to tell you Jack O'Neill
has died and you want to scream down the phone 'NOOO, how? Who?'.
35) - You can't listen to "Grease Lightnin'" because...well, YOU know why...
36) - Your diet consists of choco-walnut cookies and coffee.
37) - For Halloween, you wrap yourself in a bedsheet and draw an "X" on
your stomach. Hey Presto! You're Sha're!
38) - You watched "The Mummy" About 80 times, even though you thought it
really sucked.
39) - Or you watched the Mummy about 80 times even though it sucked because
you were imaging Daniel as the lead character
40). When your friend says she's going to put Daniel to bed you spit your
beer all over the table and fall off your chair before you remember her
two-year-son is called Daniel.
41). You give your best friend the nickname Spacemonkey.
42). Or you watched the Mummy & thought Hmmmm, I wonder if those scarabs are related to the bugs in Nemesis.
43)- You erect a hula hoop in your garden and call it "The Chappa'ai"
44)- You spouse/mother/sibling comments on the symbols drawn on said hula hoop
45)- You call your home clothes "Civvies"
46)- You call your pet mice "Sha're" and "Teal'c"...
47)- You say everything tastes like chicken, even when you're a vegetarian.
48) You use words like "ASAP" "AWOL" and "Stand down" in every day conversation, although totally out of context.
49)- Before you leave the house, you insist on "Dialing out"
50) You hear strange noises that sound like a stargate coming out of the wardrobe, a la "Legacy"
51) When you're sick, you claim it's nothing "some chicken soup and a good sarcophagus " won't cure.
52) You don't need glasses, but you wear them anyway.
53) You stay up all night deciphering artifacts....
54)...despite the fact they're rocks...
55)...you got them from your back garden....
56)...and they have nothing written on them.
57) You play with a Major Matt Mason doll, (NOT A G.I JOE!!!!), even though
you're 23 and should know better.
58) You cut up an onion and the rings come apart like the Goa'uld transporter thingies.
59) You see an advert in a travel agents for a flight to Goa and think
immediately of... well I bet you are all thinking it too:)
60) You start to daydream every time a van drives past from a local cleaning firm as it has 'Daniel' written on it in big letters.
61)- ... or you watch Top of the Pops and you realize that they stole both
the Stargates...
62) You briefly glance at The English Patient as you walk through the living room and muse on how much Ralph Fiennes resembles Sokar.
63) You set a catalogue in the mail from a 'specialty clothing' company with a model (in very interesting skimpy outfits cause clothes just doesn't quite describe what the
models are wearing if you get my meaning!) Anyway the model is standing on a
ramp and the first thing you notice is the large ring in the background that looks amazingly like the
Stargate! It even has a bunch of pictographs around it and one is the eye of
Ra!
64)… you drive all through your country to see an exhibition (Egypt 2000
B.C.) and the first thing you say is "Abydos!" and no one understands why you're so thrilled!
65) Or you know they open a new Egyptian museum in your city, and although you
know there isn't something very valuable there you're willing to go just in case... you found something goa'uldish which they don't recognize...
66) You're watching 3 Faces of Eve in psychology, and think every time she
changes personalities, "She's not mentally ill! She's a Goa'uld!"
67) When you're watching the New James Bond Movie on video, and you happen to
glance up during the opening credits, and see 'Iris Code' listed among
them
68) You see a Subaru Legacy and say to on one in particular, "That has got to be
one of my favorite episodes!" Then your hubby looks at you as if you are a nut
case and says, "What are you talking about?"
You point to the car in front of you and say "Legacy of course!"
69) When you're at work, you read Tok'ra instead of Tokay
70) You're in the middle of an aerobics class and the instructor
says "jack" and you say "where?" more loudly than you anticipated and
everyone looks at you so you get the fit of giggles for the rest of
the class.
71). You can't look at the angstrom sign anymore without thinking, "Where are the other six symbols?"
72). You name your cat Schroenger.
73). You contemplate having your head shaved since Teal'c can pull it off.. why can't you?
74) Hear anything about Cheyenne Mountain and wonder if the secret about the Stargate is out..
75) You build your own Goa'uld hand device and insist upon showing it off to your friends.
76)… even if they don't know a thing about Stargate.
77).. and insist that the only reason it doesn't work is because you haven't found a Tok'ra symbiote yet.
78) Look at a currycomb and wonder why it looks so much like the Goa'uld healing device.
79) Insist upon having a UV light installed in your room.
80)… to make sure the reason your computer is crashing is not from alien beings trying to communicate with you.
81) You hear the 'Funeral of Unas' and think 'no one told me we killed off another one'!
82) You think of a smiley face when confronted with ketchup, mustard, and a clean plate.
83) You have debates about which of Daniel's haircuts looks better. (first season!!)
84) 'Spacemonkey' doesn't seem like an odd nickname.
85) Hannah is an exclamation- not a name.
86) You have a collection of Stargate badges.
87) You plan vacations to Vancouver, B.C.
88) Your computer wallpaper is Stargate related.
89) …..along with your screen saver.
90) …..and you have Stargate sound clips loaded on your computer.
91) …... in place of the Windows dings and chimes.
92) You have taken a Stargate trivia test.
93) … and scored 100.
94) ….. and thought that you should create your own!
95) Contemplated if you should put an apostrophe in your name.
96) Find yourself starting every sentence, "With all due respect…"
97) Count how many different descriptions you can think of for the Event Horizon.
98) Start laughing when you hear that someone lives on Asgard Avenue.
99) You sneeze so much that people start calling you Daniel.
100) You watched a movie just because one of the characters was named Colonel Sam Jackson. (All they need was Teal