Question:
What's the biggest pile of crud on the telly these days?
2007-04-11 09:53:23 UTC
Any specific programme that you loath is what I'm after rather than just saying soaps generally for example.

I can't stand Masterchef. Two pious div chefs being far too judgemental of people who themselves treat making food like brain surgery and cry into their custard if they lose.
154 answers:
ANF
2007-04-12 09:29:03 UTC
Those programmes looking for a new lead for a musical. Connie Fisher in the Maria thing was superb but to follow up with the Joseph one has devalued the whole exercise. The tears from all those blokes is so embarrasing. On the other side we have the Grease search for a star. This one is even worse.
kiteeze
2007-04-11 11:51:20 UTC
It's all bad! I totally agree with the person who said that when you actually find something worth watching, it is a real gem. But it is like looking for a needle in a haystack!

Was is better 20 years ago? Or 30? I still have fond memories of old programmes, especially the comedies ... but do they just stick out because they were gems too?

Whatever, I especially hate the way contemporary t.v. is going when it comes to news coverage (a lot of O.T.T. sensationalism) and reality shows (get a life!) Watching the telly was originally supposed to be a form of affordable relaxation; a way to be entertained and amused or educated. What we get now is depression, fear and/or hate. Please let me include those horrible programmes that aim to try to make us more dissatisfied with our own lives and to envy others ....

We were always warned that watching too much telly led to a subtle form of brainwashing. The only thing that has changed there is that it is more mindless than ever, and far from subtle!

The only things I watch these days are a good whodunnit mini-series, or low key sports coverage (e.g. I really enjoyed watching the swimming championships from the Melbourne Games recently; I have never been into watching swimming before so it came as a surprise just how amazing those guys are.)
phil
2007-04-12 05:10:26 UTC
Any reality tv show, except The Apprentice. All the antique shows, such as cash in the atic, bargin hunt, except when David dickinson did it who was excellent, now Tim wannacot presents it. I cant stand the bloke. I also love love watching live football and i'm getting fed up with the bbc's bias towards Man Utd, every round of the fa cup featured man utd live on the tv. Which is rich when Sir Alex ferguson refused to be interviewed by the bbc, Also property shows where 99.99% of people on the show live in the south east of england and can afford to buy houses in france, spain or anywhere else.



There should be more comsumer shows like watchdog. Also I love snooker but most of the tournaments are only available on sky.
2007-04-12 01:27:27 UTC
Most all tv programmes to be honest starting with news programmes through to TV chefs.



Eastenders, Emmerdale and Coronation street all should be banished.



Only two worth viewing is Dr Who and Life on Mars.



Please bring back Alan Tichmarsh as gardeners world has also been deceminated by the over educated txats.



Get all the the jews off of the TV as it is crammed with them. They are a only interested in making a quick buck and not quality TV. Even the ads are full of jewish actors. Do other actors get a look in these days.



A new TV channel named Blank Canvas would be good.
Dolores & the prune
2007-04-11 15:23:05 UTC
Agree with your other contributors. I'd like to add the endless stream of "Top 100 ..... of All Time" shows. They might be more tolerable if they just showed the clips without the interminable interruptions from a load of non-entities putting their two-pennyworth in. Even so, it's just the laziest way of filling air time.

Where's the sort of talent and creativity today that can match the output of British playwrights such as Dennis Potter, Jack Rosenthal, Colin Welland who produced innovative, intelligent and stimulating new plays that made the licence fee justified?

The television execs are not only scraping the bottom of the barrel with the dumbed-down dross they produce to insult our intelligence, they're now scraping UNDERNEATH it.

I never realised it until now, but I think the best thing on my TV these days is the dust!
Kickinkitty
2007-04-12 06:46:07 UTC
Way too much reality-contest-celebrity-phone vote nonsense for my taste. Anything involving people (celebs or normal folk) being judged for dancing, singing, baton twirling, socially interacting in a sealed house, eating bugs, and cooking for derisory fools should be soundly knocked on the head for a while. It's just a continuous barrage of tears, tantrums and criticism - and most ordinary people's lives have enough of those in them without being forced to watch it to the exteme on TV. Phew! I had a little rant there but I feel better now.



Sorry - you wanted some specifics...Big Brother in particular. I agree with you on Masterchef and what's that dreadful one about the women in Marbella? Nightmare.



What's happened to paying someone to write something with a decent plot? Why do we have to settle for "cheap TV" when many of us pay out a lot of money on Sky etc.
Zheia
2007-04-12 04:55:12 UTC
I don't have a telly. But I was told I won't be missing much anyway.



The last time I watched a soap was when Kylie Minogue ran off with Dirty Den.
2007-04-11 13:05:28 UTC
With you about Masterchef, also am nuts against all cookery progs, utter waste of time, esp those competitive ones. Saturday mornings are ruined by them.

Next on crud list is secondhand tat being auctioned with daft enthusiasm by duff but highly-paid tv presenters to inane repetitive "musical" accompaniment.

After that is late night progs that promise a lot but deliver zilch for adults.

Godslot stuff is also very annoying, Sundays. Spoilt Easter telly this year.

Thanks for your question, I needed that!
?
2016-12-04 01:37:02 UTC
i have watched the first 3 episodes of real Blood season 3 on-line! no longer very inspired with them notwithstanding. they're quite boring to be uncomplicated. And that's coming from a die-complicated fan of the television coach AND the books. you want to entice close what's a sturdy coach to computer screen? residing house. marvelous coach! Season 6 has in basic terms ended on Sky1 yet there are reruns on 3e, Sky2, Hallmark, Channel 5 and 5 u . s .. different sturdy shows - lost, the sturdy spouse, Bones, Fringe, V, Flash ahead.
aminuts
2007-04-11 15:38:53 UTC
Got to be The Bold and The Beautiful..not only do they have the most unbelievable story lines but the worst actors around in a long time.It`s a shame it spreads to other countries,just more brain contamination the values of the female characters on the show are that of a slime bucket in designer clothing.
Ladyfromdrum
2007-04-11 14:59:28 UTC
The broadest answer is anything with Lenny Henry in it.

I don't watch "Gardener's World" anymore either since the new presenters took over, Carole Klein and Monty Don, and the signature tune has been wrecked as well,. It used to be worth watching the programme just for the beautiful guitar signature tune. All gone now.
bumbleboi
2007-04-11 13:49:54 UTC
Agreed with you re: Masterchef, what a pointless pile of prententious cack! It's just food for f*ck sake! I also loathe the pompous, self opinionated, self appointed solver of the worlds problems, that is Jeremy Kyle.

I'd pay good money to see someone punch him square in the mush with great force!

I would also like to see Barry Scott, form the Cillit Bang ads, battered to death slowly with a dirty cast iron frying pan!

Too many opinionated people on TV and as my dear old Nan always said, "Opinions are like bumholes, everyone has one but it doesn't mean you want to hear it!"
Mozey
2007-04-11 12:30:15 UTC
Casualty! This is as far removed from reality as possible. It is an insult to the NHS, has some of the worst acting on TV ever, and the storylines are a load of predictable tripe!



OK, I acknowledge the fact that ambulance drivers/paramedics are a vital part of our hospitals; however, they do NOT hang about in the casualty dept for hours on end, socialising, and I very much doubt they are on first-name terms with the consultants. The 'receptionist' girl is stranger than fiction itself and WHY is she the only one on duty? She would never leave her post to 'get involved' in medical emergencies and the duty consultant would NEVER confide in her on a personal level. The (one and only) daft twit of a HCA (ward sister's son) appears to be on an equal status with the most senior doctors in the department and also 'doubles' as social worker, drinking buddy, not to mention 'colleague' to the highest ranking surgeons!!!



Come off it, beeb, this isn't even a witty farce!!!
Spacephantom
2007-04-11 10:44:06 UTC
"Any dream will do". Not specifically, as much as the type of programme it represents. These awful competitions to pick the "star" of a musical, or dancing competitions, or "talent (more like talentless) competitions. This garbage has been contaminating the Saturday night schedules, masquerading as entertainment, for long enough. I hate all of them. Lets have some more quality drama / comedy / entertainment on Saturday night TV rather than this cheap phone-in rubbish.
Demon Lobster
2007-04-11 14:26:33 UTC
TV has gone downhill a lot recently. I hate The X Factor, and Big Brother series, and virtually all "reality" shows. I even saw "Celebrity dog training", which is such a cheap and trashy way of milking the public of money. ITV's "Al Murray's Happy Hour" is the one and only show I've enjoyed in, say, the past year.
sling it bird
2007-04-11 11:48:25 UTC
Celebrity dancing skating on ice behind the scenes confidential. Ooo they made a lovely sea bass with raspberry coulis on masterchef the other day, the mix of flavours really blended well and complimented each other.



And coronation street, old ladies tv, and heartbeat or any of that tosh they show on sunday nights
georgeygirl
2007-04-11 12:46:15 UTC
Through The Keyhole is such rubbish, it's fixed and scripted, they must think we are stupid if we believe that the celeb panel are really guessing who's house it is, believe me they know...it's just money for Z-listers, and most of the houses shown are second homes or even homes these people rent out. They don't even show you the whole house, and with all the fake clues scattered about, what a lot of tripe. And then that stupid plastic gold key they win at the end....oh don't get me started....
Fat Cat
2007-04-11 12:21:30 UTC
I like masterchef but I can't be bothered with lost. It just goes on and on and on, the same as 24 which should have stopped after series 2.
Xan
2007-04-11 11:00:49 UTC
Big Brother

American Idol

X Factor

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Make Me A Supermodel



Basically, every reality show there is.
?
2007-04-12 08:49:04 UTC
Most of it is isn't it? Now and again you'll get something that grabs your attention. I must admit i hate soaps. They are for people who have no lives of their own so they keep up with the gossip of fictional characters just like over the garden fence. But who gossips over the garden fence any more? Hence soaps.
2007-04-11 12:20:32 UTC
yeah master chef is a load of crap but lets not forget that all the top nobs are like those two and they run the country....trinny and bloody Susanna....dancing on ice?as if any of us give a dam .....most of the American programs which would be ok if they didn't stray from the plot into emotional bonding sessions...brainiacs totally pointless tv....super nanny, gawd spare us all...and is it called the Jeremy kyle show with the most brain dead people i have ever seen on tv who come on telly to sort out their problems like he's been seeing another woman or am i the father or does he love me
2007-04-12 06:31:46 UTC
Yes sprout--ALL the soaps--the decorating/renovating and looking for houses business--(with £250,000 to "spare"!)--the continuously repeated films--and about masterchef?--everytime that prog comes on--(before i switch over!)--i shout at the telly, "WHO ARE YOU?". Who indeed are these two people who hold the careers of a few--(possibly good...possibly not)--of the next generation of chefs in their hands? Hardly gordon ramseys the two of them, and not even close to rick stein or jamie oliver--they seem to have come in under the radar without anyone noticing! What are their credentials, are they "real" chefs, or just restaurant critics who have jumped on this band wagon about cooking food? Whilst i admit to watching "some" cookery programmes--(but not all the time you understand...more to "fill in" whilst awaiting my own choice of programmes to start)--i absolutely refuse to watch these two judgemental p--ricks, who are indeed DIV'S, and shouldn't be anywhere near a kitchen.
2007-04-12 01:17:03 UTC
your right about masterchef, 2 twats more suited to living room football commentary than knowing about actual cooking. but by far the worst show yet was Friday nights BBC 1 "comedy" after you've gone with Nicolas lyndhurst. Jesus it stunk. think of my hero and my family it was worse than that. what else grates my cheese! hmm "the Catherine Tate show" a waste of TV license fee. she is pathetically not funny or talented.
Ems
2007-04-11 13:25:24 UTC
The biggest pile of crud on telly is The Wiggles which I am forced to watch with my 3 year old at the weekend.It is Australian and has 4 pervy looking guys in it wearing stupid coloured t-shirts.They drive a stupid Wiggle car that drives on coloured paint.They sing stupid songs whilst in the outback and their best friends are a plastic looking octopus and a bloody crappy pirate and I really really hate it!!!!!



Close 2nd-Lazytown..now dont get me started on that!!!!
2007-04-11 12:18:17 UTC
Big Brother and all of its derivatives.



East Enders and Coronation Street (both tired and well past their bury-by date).



The AA advertisment. It has some dingbat with a bad haircut singing "when will I see you again?". The daft thing about it is that word "again". He's implying that his repair on your car will fail and he will be back. Would you want a repair by a mechanic who admits in advance that it will fail?



EEEEKKKKK..... the list of television horrors is too long for this forum. I know it's subjective, someone must like them.
2007-04-12 01:18:02 UTC
I agree with you saying about masterchef and I think what's a load of crud is like cops on sky freview and al that as well.
Duisend-poot
2007-04-11 12:39:09 UTC
WOW stop complaining , if you should see what the people in SA have to watch you will be so grateful. I am glad i have not seen a lot of Rosemary and Thyme so find them quite amusing and enjoy watching it. Must say too much reality shows but what gets to me the most is the reruns and stupid movies.
2007-04-12 04:51:51 UTC
Jeremy Kyle. He seems to find the dregs of society (but only the ones who need a DNA test!) and then he just screams at them on national telly!!
?
2007-04-11 13:30:30 UTC
What's REAL about a reality show? No-hopers sharing a house with people they don't know. Cameras filming them talking, sleeping, eating, slobbing about. Who does that in REAL life? Saddo's...IACGMOH, this time it's celebrity wannabes, trying to prove they have a personality, and able to uphold some kind of stability with their fellow inmates. Like they have to prove a point?



Are the sprouts ready yet?
Superdude
2007-04-12 01:38:35 UTC
Big Brother. Utter garbage that should've been put down years ago. Whether made up of freaks or has-been freaks, this has to be the worst example of what can only be loosely called entertainment.



I think the only reason it's on every year is that they can't come up with fresh ideas.
steph d
2007-04-12 08:46:33 UTC
Dancing on Ice

Any day time T.V including god awful Jeremy Kyle.

Bring back Top Gear last series was just to short!!
Oisin
2007-04-11 15:25:11 UTC
I know you asked for specifics but I gave up watching TV, so I don't really know whats on anymore. I decided it wasn't worth wading through all the crap just to find some odd half hour of good viewing.
depechebambina
2007-04-11 13:55:44 UTC
Reality TV shows.too many of them, the quality of programmes has gone downhill.i eventually put my TV in a cupboard, saved up over 100£ on the TV license and realised that books are much more interesting.and if i need to see what`s going on in the world, i watch news online.
2007-04-11 13:03:48 UTC
i look over my brother's shoulder at a lot of stuff.



Dora the Explorer. why cant he see that she only loves his money?



Scooby Doo. plot: stranger tells of monster

fred: gang, looks like we've got a mystery on our hands, split up and look for clues.



shaggy and scooby encounter monster.

chase scene

fred invents cr@p plan

shaggy and scooby=bait

chase scene

trap fails and catches shaggy and scooby

split up and look for clues

shag+scoob catch monster by accident

velma pulls the mask off the monster and claims she knew it all along. (i have to stop watching here, as i'm allergic to BULL****!)



the fimbles is a porn show, nothing more, and the young should not be exposed to their "fimbling feeling"



i could go on 4 hours, but i've got stuff to do. rant over
Dick s
2007-04-11 11:49:52 UTC
Because I find everything a pile of crud on tv I don't watch it anymore.But beware, the government seem to think that tv is akin to air, water, that you can't live without it! I get a letter every two weeks to say "the boys" are coming to get me, 'cos I don't have a tv, and therefore, a licence. :-)
Captain Shamrock
2007-04-12 02:13:32 UTC
I use to enjoy masterchef I liked the way the bald guy would shout in the opening credits.

Richard and Judy the way they lick the *** of people they are talking to, the OC, Castaway.

Kids tv not half as good as it use to be.
2007-04-11 11:51:07 UTC
umm, the worst. at number 1, big brother. what kind of saddo likes watching people talk! and sleeping! such a sad life some live. also, the soapstar stuff and eastenders. nothing ever happy happens in eastenders. hope thats a good enough answer!
efes_haze
2007-04-11 10:22:17 UTC
The problem is that practically all the TV these days is on that heaving, stinking pile of crud.



It's finding the odd jewel, a programme worth watching, which is difficult.
rhododendron
2007-04-12 04:00:33 UTC
Big Brother
*Princess Sharona*
2007-04-11 12:48:23 UTC
I cant stand the stupid game shows on late at night, repeats of stuff like two and a half men! IVE SIN THEM ALREADY!wags boutique - get a life, they are all with lamo footballers - so stop trying to be a famous wag!
2007-04-12 04:22:44 UTC
Masterchef is brill! it would have to be TV Gameshow Marathon or anything with Vernon Kay and I Hate Scrapheap challenge
2007-04-12 07:57:08 UTC
The programmes are the crud on tv.
Robin.S
2007-04-11 11:35:11 UTC
I gave up watching tv about a year ago and judging by the comments folk are making here I don`t seem to have missed much! I feel like binning my gogglebox.
Darahgna
2007-04-11 10:53:08 UTC
The rival program of masterchef and ready steady cook

it's on ITV, celebrity superchef or something

It's godawful!
2007-04-11 10:39:56 UTC
I actually like master chef but the only thing that bothers me is that the bald guy should stand up to the guy with the brown hair once in a while, cos he never gets his own way!



That editing/magazine celebrity thing with the awful janet street porter, dom joly and abi titmus looks to be the worst thing ever. where's Al Quaeda when u need them eh? Get that lot and i'd convert to Islam LOL
HorrorPunkDude
2007-04-11 10:13:35 UTC
The Fuse Network is starting to turn into MTV with all the reality shows coming on now.
missdonthate2000
2007-04-11 17:19:26 UTC
zoey 101 that is a crappy programme. the girl Jamie lynn can act (she as stiff as a plank of wood)

Jamie also got the job becasue of her older sis+ she cant handle herslef in a situation. That is how one of the other girls on the show dissappered. Her onscreen name is nicole i think
2007-04-11 11:24:52 UTC
Well there ain't much on the box these days apart from the excellent 'Shameless' and 'Ideal but I have to switch off late on with ITV's 'The Mint' and that type of twaddle.



Does that answer thy question Mr Sprout?
HLW
2007-04-11 14:07:49 UTC
I really can't stand Eastenders anymore. I used to watch it all the time until I found I was getting as depressed as the characters!
John D
2007-04-11 10:01:12 UTC
I agree with mastercheif. Those two are the most pompos assholes in tv land.



Nothing is worse than the late night quiz tv programs though. They really are the most obnoxious, money grabbing tat tv has ever produced. I would rather they just showed the test card.
pink_tomtom
2007-04-11 10:50:08 UTC
dancing on ice..what entertainment can you get out of watching grown men in leotards prancing about ?!! Also those stupid cash giveaway programs that are on late like the mint etc they Are so pointless and have been exposed of rigging the lines and fixing who wins what a pile of 'crud'!! and one last thing i absolutely despise is loose women grrr we dont want to listen to menopausol problems and dwindlig libido whilst we're eating lunch put something decent on itv!
2007-04-11 13:28:09 UTC
zoey 101 have got to listen to this crud every day as my daughter watches it also cory in the house if i could get inside that tv i would kill them all they are so false and sooooooooo annoying, football well every night its on i have to listen to this crud also because of my husband but im not bothered coz i got yahoo to keep me happy, there im finished .ps i luv desperate housewifes as i am one and can relate to the subject matter xxxx
2007-04-11 11:44:07 UTC
Animal Park on the BBC, has to have two of the most annoyingly nice presenters(Ben Fogle, Kate Humble) in the entire history of broadcasting!!
Ian K.
2007-04-12 02:49:01 UTC
Those quiz shows at night that offer easy money even though its a complete scam and the answers are impossible to get!!!
2007-04-11 23:39:21 UTC
Eastenders, got to be the most miserable programme on TV
2007-04-11 12:21:01 UTC
Any & ALL programmes like Big Brother esp such progs fronted by Davina!
tommynocker001
2007-04-12 05:21:45 UTC
The pile of boxes, cables and disks that let that stuff irradiate your brain in the first place!
2007-04-11 15:46:21 UTC
Any program that is normally on between 10am - 5pm its all the same, house hunting or chat shows, very boring!
2007-04-11 15:11:52 UTC
I think these reality shows are getting beyond a joke now. As soon as you think they are over they come back to haunt you. Give me Most Haunted anytime. That doesent bore me.
Darren
2007-04-11 14:46:33 UTC
Reality shows. And the worst of the lot is still Big Brother.
2007-04-11 13:32:29 UTC
Lost - it started of well but has become seriously boring, I'm not suprised Virgin Media aren't too worried about losing Sky One
2007-04-11 11:45:43 UTC
Friends.
2007-04-12 01:13:45 UTC
All of it, too many repeats, only one item worth watching the news, we are thinking to get rid of the TV
kernousse
2007-04-11 11:38:33 UTC
big brother!

or How not to decorate! I love shows where they sell decorate etc to houses but I really don't like to have 2 tarts screaming, kicking and crying around the clock!
tassintwo
2007-04-11 11:21:24 UTC
I hate those programmes, like Any dream will do and the one about Grease. I hate How do you solve a problem like Maria etc.
wave
2007-04-12 09:42:17 UTC
so hard to answer as theres too much to chose from which is why my new home is televisionless. However theres a programme on channel4 called bear grylls which is good.
Crashdivabugs
2007-04-11 12:15:14 UTC
I don't like reality TV in general. However, I can't stand The O.C.
2007-04-11 13:49:59 UTC
Well, I think it is anything my husband watches, but he thinks it is anything I watch!



The last episode of Life on Mars certainly fits the bill for what you are looking for, though - it was stupid, even though we both enjoyed the rest of the series!
2007-04-11 09:59:08 UTC
Flog it, Cash in the attic, Changing rooms, and all of that crap! Flogging a dead horse now....its dull daytime tv.



I took a day off work and discovered how soul destroying daytime tv has become!
2007-04-11 10:58:58 UTC
HATE tv chefs...and the really really worst programmes are Australian soaps...the acting is RUBBISH and storylines not much better!
?
2007-04-12 00:52:58 UTC
to buy or not to buy, the episode starring me. That was truly woeful and half the country seemed to catch it, watching me and my husband having pretend bickers in strange houses. Why do you people want to watch it? the bloody thing haunts me.
brainstorm
2007-04-11 22:12:19 UTC
Any program that is based on viewers phoning in. They are just making profits from stupid people who want to participate in something.
Granny
2007-04-11 13:50:49 UTC
I don't like soaps of any kind they all have the same storeys just different actors, that is why i have sky
Everona97
2007-04-11 13:47:39 UTC
Deal or no deal for sure and children's programs started to go down. Blue Piter is really annoying
memememememe!! the pirate
2007-04-11 11:01:01 UTC
big brother

any of the 'l think i can sing' programmes

erm dancing on ice type programmes

erm i a celebrity





in fact change the question to whats good on TV these days
2007-04-11 09:57:04 UTC
According to Jim.
.
2007-04-11 11:19:05 UTC
My my my, so much to choose from...



Hollyoaks, possibily? An absolute pile of dogsh*t, without a doubt.



WAGs' Boutique?



Any form of reality TV of any nature?



Blimey - I could go on...!!!
2007-04-11 10:02:07 UTC
Any soap opera. They all suck dump from a Weasel's butt.

Plus Big Brother, or any I am a Celebrity, or Soapstar Super d i c k head. They all sniff butt!
Memere RN/BA
2007-04-11 10:13:05 UTC
I HATE THE GREAT RACE, DANCING WITH STARS, DAW, BOUNTY HUNTER, DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT;S A BUNCH OF CROCK. AND AMERICAN IDOL. IT'S ALL FIXED I BELIEVE. THERE IS A LOT OF USELESS REALITY SHOWS ON TV. ANOTHER STRONG HATE OF MINE IS ANY SHOW THAT HAS TO DO WITH DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS. THEY (DOCTORS), NEVER, EVER WOULD BE SO CONCERNED FOR A PATIENT THAT HE WOULD TAKE TIME OUT OF HIS DAY TO GO SEE THAT PATIENT AT HOME, COME ON, HOW PHONY. EVERY SITUATION IS A CRISIS, NURSES AND DOCTORS FALLING IN LOVE AND OUT. I HATE IT. THIS DOESN'T' HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. BLAH
2007-04-11 09:57:18 UTC
location,location etc-in which a couple try to find a house with a budget of "only" £47 million ....the programme makers live in a dream world
b
2007-04-12 01:59:55 UTC
anything nowdays. the british tv industry aint doing well at all cause they are running out of ideas for shows
2007-04-12 08:54:09 UTC
just to list a few ...

American idol

home and away

americas next top model

neighbours

can not stand deal or no deal

or big brother
2007-04-12 01:46:37 UTC
Richard of Richard and Judy, such a smarmy immature ****
haplesboylard
2007-04-11 16:58:24 UTC
Life on Mars

Lost

24

Friends

....... Fashionable, but feeble.

Any period drama

........ Takes swaithes of money yet only viewed by an audience of 4.

Anything with "property" in the title.

........... only watched by the most empty headed shallow idiots.

Any cooking shows.

........... see above.

The office.

.......... about as funny as having my eye lids removed with a cheese grater.

Anytning on channel 4 (apart from Derren Brown and scrapheap).

..... imported US tat.
roy070267
2007-04-11 14:28:48 UTC
anything on the BBC,why should we pay nearly £200 a year for such a pile of crap.get rid of it,let them pay there own way.
Captain K
2007-04-11 14:52:25 UTC
Hotel Babalon

Deal or No deal

Hollyoaks
The one
2007-04-11 11:15:23 UTC
Anything reality related - my god, haven't we had enough of these type of programmes - they only now do them to show us how bad most people are
peter o
2007-04-12 05:07:42 UTC
about 99.9% of things on television these days is crap.but far the worse thing is all the reality shows.cheap and nasty.full

of z rated celebs.
jo
2007-04-11 12:39:06 UTC
prison break because if i escaped out of a prison i wont still be in America u would have left ages ago
2007-04-11 11:41:48 UTC
Anything with Trinny and Susanah in it makes me want to harbour violence against others
2007-04-11 14:52:49 UTC
eastenders.nearly fall over in the rush to turn the channel iff it is on by accident.As irritating as chalk on a blackboard to me.
2007-04-11 11:20:33 UTC
Dr Who And Star Trek! I Hate Sci-Fi With A Passion!!!
2007-04-12 05:12:44 UTC
Any "reality / celb" programme. Cooking type progs, SAS are you stupidid enough...................infact most stuff on TV and don't get me on about saturday night viewing.......
ukcufs
2007-04-11 13:38:29 UTC
Big Brother. Do I really need to explain myself?
Tallboy
2007-04-12 01:42:51 UTC
Anything with Tony Blair in it.
2007-04-11 12:31:08 UTC
Erm most likely pop idol !
farleyjackmaster
2007-04-11 15:48:21 UTC
Marbella Belles, that woman shouldn't be allowed to have children!
zombigrl Ψ
2007-04-11 10:51:28 UTC
Eastenders,Neighbours,Corrination street and Most Haunted.
Bored at work
2007-04-12 08:58:56 UTC
East Enders..it cracks me up - the acting is so atrocious!
2007-04-11 13:18:49 UTC
For me it's all the so called reality TV it bores me witless .
2007-04-11 11:50:47 UTC
american idol with all of that homoginized music is actually worth three piles of crud
Kristina O
2007-04-11 09:58:32 UTC
I'm starting to hate American Idol and I LOVE Heroes!! It's awesome!!
2007-04-11 09:57:11 UTC
The stupid live, lets vote again dancing things they put on .By the way did you know the 69 late bus is back on again pass it on.
Chianti Man
2007-04-12 03:25:06 UTC
All TV is rubbish... listen to the Radio.
Mark J
2007-04-12 06:16:25 UTC
Masterchef is one of the tops.
andri_uk
2007-04-12 08:08:53 UTC
The Bill



These quiz shows they put on ITV at midnight, i loathe them!!!!!
buffykim2
2007-04-11 11:19:37 UTC
Antique shows, big bruther, masterchef, location, location, location. All crap, lol.
Cassyput
2007-04-11 09:59:14 UTC
The Charlotte Church show, she should stick to getting wasted. Thank God its finished lets hope there is not another series.(We can pray)
2007-04-12 02:34:14 UTC
its easier if i told you what programmes i do like,



Harry Hill's TV burps
2007-04-11 11:27:55 UTC
American Idol
Alex
2007-04-12 01:51:04 UTC
All soaps, especially Australian. And anything with Wogan in it.
ALAN W
2007-04-11 13:34:28 UTC
The whole bloody lot
Avondrow
2007-04-11 09:58:50 UTC
Most haunted and other sorry programs promoting the 'supernatural' with circular logic and hysterical presenters!
2007-04-11 11:29:27 UTC
American Idol.... why on earth should we in Britain give a toss about who wins this.... I don't even care who wins our version of it!
2007-04-11 11:26:02 UTC
watch fox news on sky to you see a right steaming pile of poo!!
freerange00720002000
2007-04-12 06:13:51 UTC
bloody soap opera's i hate them all
john w
2007-04-11 14:21:36 UTC
Deal or No Deal sucks!! its not even a game!
The Global Geezer
2007-04-11 10:35:26 UTC
Eastenders - what a depressing 'picture' of Britain

American sitcoms - humour is too sanitised
stephen m
2007-04-11 16:29:33 UTC
independent tv
2007-04-12 08:47:32 UTC
jerrmy kyle talk shows modelled on american chat shows and general american crap however scrubs is awsome
superstar tradesman
2007-04-11 11:59:39 UTC
that rat faced **** sniffing prick of a woman gillian mckeith
pipnparts
2007-04-11 10:42:53 UTC
American Idol
2007-04-11 12:17:56 UTC
Everything?
trevor l
2007-04-11 22:06:11 UTC
reality tv. why is it there are no good sitcoms these days
retro cupcake
2007-04-11 09:59:40 UTC
Deal or no deal-what a 'pile of crud'
bagmouss
2007-04-12 02:49:29 UTC
All Halifax adverts!!!!!
BaggieBadBoy
2007-04-12 01:33:49 UTC
THE WORST PROGRAMME ON TELLY IS:



"THE SIMPSONS".
annewithafan
2007-04-11 23:14:49 UTC
COOKING , GARDENING , BUYING SELLING HOME S



all a crud of sh one t yup sh1t
2007-04-11 12:59:29 UTC
football
2007-04-11 12:58:34 UTC
football
lindsey
2007-04-11 11:27:47 UTC
that would be pretty much all of it probably why this site is so popular!!
steve f
2007-04-11 10:51:30 UTC
pap with people like vernon kay, ant&dic ,or graham norton presenting an entertainment extravaganza ...
K5
2007-04-12 03:50:18 UTC
the simpsons my fiance loves it i think its a load of cr@p and it gets on me titz
2007-04-11 13:22:53 UTC
THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-11 13:33:29 UTC
anything to do with celebrity
maurice
2007-04-11 12:48:53 UTC
most infomercials, most haunted, soaps,
Kitty Dangleberry
2007-04-11 09:59:52 UTC
Anything with the prefix 'celebrity'
Don
2007-04-11 09:59:08 UTC
emmerdale, neighbours, jeremy kyle such a smug s**t!!!
2007-04-11 14:29:49 UTC
all tv, when i have yahoo at my fingertips
2007-04-11 10:15:17 UTC
can't cook want cook it does my head in .
Andrew
2007-04-12 02:39:16 UTC
most haunted it is so unrealistic
2007-04-11 15:31:36 UTC
eastenders
rhiannon
2007-04-11 12:04:55 UTC
hollyoaks. its just awful.
Emilee
2007-04-11 16:59:09 UTC
Wag's boutique!!!!!!! What a loada cr?p!!!!!!!!

xxx
jimgdad
2007-04-11 11:16:13 UTC
EAST ENDERS
john b
2007-04-11 11:16:28 UTC
BIG BROTHER
wolfpack 543
2007-04-11 10:17:01 UTC
all soaps
Dj Enigma
2007-04-12 01:27:56 UTC
OC & CSI
gasman
2007-04-11 11:12:03 UTC
anything with jeremy clarkson in it
2007-04-11 10:00:33 UTC
songs of praise.!! if we wanted to listen to shite like that i would not be watching the telly in the first place..



church for people in fear.



telly for people that dont give a flying f**k..
Fiona M
2007-04-11 14:29:51 UTC
BIG BROTHER!!!!!
David O
2007-04-11 09:56:26 UTC
hollyoaks or neighbours
willsmomjcr
2007-04-11 09:56:02 UTC
american idol
jon
2007-04-11 13:26:10 UTC
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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